Some people smell horrible. Like, actually, I’ve had to endure standing next to some people that definitely haven’t showered for three weeks, AT LEAST.
During the winter, tons of people would either not shower or shower at night, and I know this for a fact due to the dorm bathrooms being cleaner than ever. Now that it is getting warmer, the bathrooms are nasty again.
I have a theory: the people who don’t shower are the ones who, when they do shower they absolutely destroy the bathroom. Like seriously, I’ve seen all kinds of things like underwear, used tampons, hair, hair that is definitely not growing out of your head, vomit, etc., in the dorm bathrooms. Is it a coincidence that it happens only when the weather is warm? NO.
If you are one of those people who think that maybe you shouldn’t shower, SHOWER. WE CAN TELL YOU HAVEN’T SHOWERED. At least have the decency to wear perfume or brush your teeth, you can’t smell bad AND have bad breath.
On top of the fact that a lot of people don’t shower, I’m pretty sure they also don’t wash their clothes, because there is no way that a human being smells that bad. There has to be another factor, it is probably clothes too. Given that a lot of people just leave their clothes in the washing machines for days, it would not surprise me that they just don’t wash their clothes at all.
I don’t understand why in a world in which soap, shampoo, body wash and conditioner exist, why would someone not want to shower? There are so many brands of soap that one can use and you daily choose to use none.
In conclusion, please shower. The paw pantry has free soap if you need it!!!
(This is an April Fools’ opinion. Don’t feel bad, just shower.)
