Having a crush sucks. I hate every aspect of it. The awkwardness. The not-knowing. The overthinking. Even the word “crush” makes me feel so juvenile. I feel as though I’m back in elementary school, when even standing by someone too close could start rumors. Even if the rumors were complete lies, I, a self-proclaimed awkward […]
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It’s going to be a great week. With the Winter Olympics, Groundhog Day, the Grammys and the Bad Bunny halftime show, there’s a lot to be excited about. But at the same time, everything can feel a little… well, completely doomed? Perhaps you’re one of the lucky people who haven’t felt the effects yet. Maybe
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WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE! Whoa, that was way too much. Let me try it this way. Welcome back, devoted readers. I hope you are having a great semester thus far, because it has been a semester for me. Now you might be wondering, why do you say that? Well, that is because for the second and
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I don’t hate a lot of things. But I hate Snapchat. So, so much. I’ve deleted it multiple times. Only to redownload it “just in case.” I am such a loser with no will-power, I know. But I still have Snapchat and hate Snapchat simultaneously. To start, streaks. What is the point? And one-day streaks?
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With January finally being over, after what feels like an eternity. February brings on a variety of new adventures, like the dumb groundhog seeing his shadow and there being a hypothetical six more weeks of winter, yippie. To Greek Education Month, where every single member of Greek life questions whether sleep is actually important or
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Welcome back to the award-winning show hosted by Kenzie and Bri, where we tackle mundane topics no one else cares to address. Meteorologists have predicted that a weakened polar vortex will lead to the coldest winter in recent years. So, with an oncoming cold front approaching, we’re here to outline the do’s and don’ts of
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It’s official. The best month of the year is here. November is a magical time and a lawless month. Sandwiched between two of the calendar year’s greatest hits, November offers a time between fall and winter where anything can happen. Now, I know some people look down on November because of its holiday. And yes,
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I have a 900-day Duolingo streak in Spanish. It’s not perfect. There’s usually a day or two when a streak freeze comes in handy. Nevertheless, over two years of my life have been devoted to keeping the streak alive. Am I learning a lot? Eh. Am I retaining stuff I already know? Sure. It certainly
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With finals coming up, the semester coming to an end, I think it is time to say that I officially need a break, and you do too. But what I mean by a break, I actually mean a break. Now, let me explain to you what I am talking about. Have I been the best
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Fifty years ago, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald marked one of the most famous maritime disasters in the history of the Great Lakes. Let me set the scene for you. The SS Edmund Fitzgerald was a freighter that, throughout its 17-year career, transported ore across the Great Lakes, setting seasonal haul records six times.
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