Opinion

I am on YouTube a lot, watching all kinds of indie cartoons and getting interested in new ones that come up. I also watch a lot of video essays about how Disney has really gone downhill in the quality of their animated films. If you have no idea what I’m talking about. Let me explain […]

Welcome back to the award-winning show hosted by Kenzie and Bri, where we tackle mundane topics no one else cares to address. Yes, this is an established segment, and yes, we do this every Owl. Obviously. Where have you been?  Today, we’re here with a food segment. The two of us spent this past Friday

With last week being probably the most eventful week for me, I am glad to say that it is over. But one of my favorite things about last week was Super Bowl Sunday! Now I have watched probably every single Super Bowl since I was a little kid running around, not having a care in

I’m pretty sure our governor is committing some sort of insurance fraud. Allegedly. Hypothetically. Supposedly. Please, Mr. Pillen, don’t sue/assassinate me. I said “pretty sure,” maybe, potentially, possibly.  Firstly, on April 1, 2024, Zach Riggs-Panther, a 17-year-old working at Beaver Valley Pork, one of the nearly 100 farms owned by Pillen Family Farms, was found

Having a crush sucks. I hate every aspect of it. The awkwardness. The not-knowing. The overthinking. Even the word “crush” makes me feel so juvenile. I feel as though I’m back in elementary school, when even standing by someone too close could start rumors. Even if the rumors were complete lies, I, a self-proclaimed awkward

It’s going to be a great week. With the Winter Olympics, Groundhog Day, the Grammys and the Bad Bunny halftime show, there’s a lot to be excited about. But at the same time, everything can feel a little… well, completely doomed?  Perhaps you’re one of the lucky people who haven’t felt the effects yet. Maybe

WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE! Whoa, that was way too much. Let me try it this way. Welcome back, devoted readers. I hope you are having a great semester thus far, because it has been a semester for me.  Now you might be wondering, why do you say that? Well, that is because for the second and

I don’t hate a lot of things. But I hate Snapchat. So, so much.  I’ve deleted it multiple times. Only to redownload it “just in case.” I am such a loser with no will-power, I know. But I still have Snapchat and hate Snapchat simultaneously.  To start, streaks. What is the point? And one-day streaks?

With January finally being over, after what feels like an eternity. February brings on a variety of new adventures, like the dumb groundhog seeing his shadow and there being a hypothetical six more weeks of winter, yippie.  To Greek Education Month, where every single member of Greek life questions whether sleep is actually important or